Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Farmville is her only friend.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think a kid would responsible me up
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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