This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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