and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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