Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Who wears a wallet chain?!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I didnโt want a minivan, but I have to admit itโs made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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