Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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