have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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go home
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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