Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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