oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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