yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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