Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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