Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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