i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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