it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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