So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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