you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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