ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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