Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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