I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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