I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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