Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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