i barfeds in our rink
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize