The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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