So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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