If i come over, it means nothing
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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