Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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