Whoa Z and x make the same sound
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize