Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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I have all the porn. Be there soon
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