I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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