A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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