He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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