Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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