I'm going to jail i love you
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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