I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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