Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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