Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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