I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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