Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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