You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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