Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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