She just used a chaser for red wine.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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