You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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