what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I fill condoms, not promises.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
There's even glitter on my cock...
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