Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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