So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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