You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I could fuck to npr.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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