that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's never too late to be topless.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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