She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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