6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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