Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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