For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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